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Storm Boss Raps Fans

"Back us or we will fold!!" Gary Cowan has told the fans of the Manchester Storm.

In an exclusive (*) shock interview Mr Cowan threatened dire consequences for the club if the fans do not turn up in much greater numbers than at present.

He then went on to blame the motorists of Great Britain for the unpopularity of the Sinclair C5, the record-buying public for the failure of Barbara Cartland's "Album of Love Songs Sung Especially for You" to get into the Top 40 album charts, and the world's holidaymakers for the low tourism figures in Afghanistan.

The Sinclair C5 ... failed because of the apathy of the motoring public

(*) exclusive to us, the MEN, the BBC and Granada TV