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NEWCASTLE JESTERS
CUNNING PLAN
FOR THE 2001-2002 SEASON
Jesters Manager and Assistant Coach

 

1) Don't play at all during the regular season. Get the ISL to postpone all matches

2) Start the playoffs with a full, fresh, uninjured squad

3) Win the playoffs because of number 2

4) Offer to play all the postponed matches after the playoffs, when all the other teams are going home

5) Be awarded 5-0 wins by the ISL when the other teams dont show up to the games

6) Win the League and Challenge Cup by default.

6) Er.. that's it.