My Favourite Things - the Sheffield version

(Intercepted on its way to the match programme by Big Al)

Sell-out arenas with no-one to hate us
Generous sponsors, a bench full of skaters
Netminders, D-Men, some centres and wings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Lifting a trophy with all the fans cheering
Being let off at an ISL hearing
Big-spending fans that the other team brings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Paying each player his wages and bonus
Cars that are not repossessed by the owners
Housing the team where the bailiff ne’er rings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Saying "No Eye Group" to fans who believe us
Not meeting with the Official Receivers
Keeping the bills paid from Autumns to Springs
These are a few of my favourite things.

When the fans turn
When the funds dry
When things don’t go well
I simply remember my favourite things
And then call the BNL