Name: Mario Humdinger
Age: 25
Nationality: British (Honest)(Paperwork complete)
Height: 6ft 2in
Educated: Canada, Sweden, Finland (My dad was a pro hockey player)
Previous Clubs: Most recent the Dallas Stars and before that the Avalanche
Wage demand: None really, independently wealthy
Position: Forward ... but confident on defence if ever the team is short in the D-Zone (The Storm? Na!!(The Ed))
Stats: Awesome
Availability: From September 2002 for two whole years
Reason signed: The Storm management saw him play!
Reason wants to play here: I wanted to return to my roots ... playing for the team with the biggest arena seemed a great idea
Stupid nickname: None ... and if anyone calls me HUMMY (or The Bee) I'll ....
Marital Status: Single
Girlfriend?: Last girlfriend ditched me for a guy who's signed for the Steelers ... I can't wait to meet him on the ice!
Is everything in proportion?: If it was I'd be 6ft 10in
What do you like best about hockey fans?: Meeting them in the pub, chatting, and buying drinks
Ambition?: To win the Grand Slam with the Storm

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